Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Holy smokes, donuts!

I got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate one I got 99 donuts cause a bitch ate one
DOAN EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING MY DONUT.
BIZZNATCH.

Im at work.... I need to burn some time (with FIRE!, but ntrlly) before I intro the next programme. My awesome friends, Milkshake and Wholemeal, dropped some food off, so I wont die of hunger, yay! Im feeling good, I dont want to go to my brother's party because it might be really odd, having my mam and my stepmum in the same room... ah well, I'm not going to let it bother me just yet. Im feeling good, as said before, because of this mostly:


NEKKID WITH NOTHING BUT SOME KICKASS SHOES.
BEST....IDEA....EVER.

Why would that make me feel good? Because it reminds me that there are many type of people out there and I shouldnt care if I dont classify as the "best type". As Milkshake told me, it's the cute ones that win in the end. I may not be skinny or be able to walk in heels, but I'm comfy in my flat sandals, being short and cute (with large thighs). I havent got much else to talk about, apart from the OHNOESSCHOOLISSTARTINGSOON, but yeah, I'll keep y'all posted. Also, big-ups to the anonymous commenter, who used the word "walketh".. IMMD :)

job fails - Sir Hacks-A-Lot
PUNS ARE THE BEST SOURCE OF THE LULZ.
YES. LULZ. DEAL WITH IT

Friday, April 9, 2010

I have a friend who wears pink flip flops.


he says that theyre just old red ones. i dont believe him. :)


Saturday, February 27, 2010

To celebrate the end of the (school) week

So, got to hang out with friends last night. we had this whole plan, that involved going back to my place to chill. we started out as an initial 2, picked up a 3rd and found the 4th when we went to town to turn money into other stuff. it was fun, and probably seemed hilarious at the time, seeing as my mind was blurry. i was a teeny bit sad because i'm hitting my head against a wall because of a certain... shiny goldfish, shall we say, that i wished would be my shiny goldfish, but like i said, i'm hitting my head against a wall with it.
i have awesome taxi flagging skills, as when sending 2 of 3 people home this early early morning, i stuck my hand out and taxis stopped. i am awesome. my friend, el, stayed the night though, since she lives very much far away and stuff. also, sleepovers are fun cuz you get to giggle tipsily (on my part really... host cant have too much fun) and talk about the randomest things.
i also found out yesterday something that almost ruined my night. that being that "the sads" runs through both sides of my family. joy. so yes. lamecakes to the max. i'm enjoying work again. i love using the radio voice. makes me giggle on the inside. maybe i'll treat myself to some MSG laden goodness for my late lunch today... very late seeing as will prolly also be delayed brekkie at 3pm.
Text messages in caps are very scary. i got one this morning... seeing as i drunk dialed mr goldfish dude and stuff. he seemed kinda aggro going all "WTF?? YTF ARE YOU AWAKE AT 3AM??" or something. i shrug. i like him.. and well. like mentioned earlier... face>wall.
That's all really. I have many other stories, but i dont think they should be shared, seeing as they arent mine. i wuv my friends and appreciate their sharing, therefore is a no-no. /sigh... silly goldfish.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

When I met...?

So i watched "When Harry Met Sally" a few nights back. i squealed, i giggled, i awh-ed. it was sweet, sad, beautiful, and funny. i wish things that happened in this movie happened to me. it was so damn sweet at the end. the characters may have been crazy, so crazy to be believable, and the story just so damn sweet...
The hair is retro, the movie is old, billy crystal is young, and i loved this movie. i nearly cried. i wanted so much for meg and billy to end up together. and they did. and i smiled. sometimes i think love might be real, especially after watching a movie like that, or finishing pride and prejudice. i feel like crying, but i think that something so widely used can't be fake. maybe. i definitely recommend it.

http://www.pineapple.com.hk/blog/ignatius/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/movie-when-harry-met-sally11.jpg
i love this movie so so much :)